Healthy Me

I have heard that having plants in your home is healthy but what do you do if you can't keep anything green alive for long?  I would love to have plants in my home.  I just can't keep them alive long enough and then I feel bad for killing a plant.

I am the Grim Reaper to plants.  When plants see me coming, they wish they could pull up their roots and run screaming.  Maybe that's why they're dying.  They're trying to yank their roots out to run and then they keel over!